Lariope made me do it...

[irishredlass]

This is what happens when you get totally squicked out and email one of your best friends. What follows is NC17 and I cannot get lj cut to work tonight so my apologies to all who wish not to read.

Irish: I have totally squicked myself out! I was brushing my hair and thinking about fanfic (go figure) particularly thinking about Second Life and also Care of Magical Creatures. How you have not been afraid to roast Dumbledore over an open flame and also about his character in the books and how he was suppossedly gay. Well, anyway it just came to me...can you imagine a Dumbledore/Snape pairing. Eeeewwww, squicky, squicky, squicky.... must Scourgify my brain!

Lariope: See pic (she sent me a pic from Portus of Dumbledore and Snape kissing)

Irish: eeewww you evil evil woman. I like older men, but that is just ick! Can you imagine how his beard would get in the way during a blow job!

Lariope: LOL!!

Albus, can you hold up your beard?

Irish: Or can you imagine it just blending in with the other hair!. Or his weener playing hide and seek through the beard! This pink wrinkled thing poking through grey curls!

Lariope: GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Ok, now you've squicked me.

Irish: Okay now that you have the mental image that popped into my mind we both need a memory charm. It will probably haunt your dreams. I wonder if he calls it "my boy" like he does Severus?

Lariope: oh, shit. ohshitohshitohshit. I bet he DOES!

we need help. :)

Irish: Help indeed because now we know why Dumbledore's eyes are always twinkling when he looks at Severus.

And it definately explains the expression Severus frequently has.

And just as Dumbledore climaxes into Severus' ass he probably chants "off you go m'boy ungh off you go m'boy... ahhh. Merlin I do love your arse Severus" Dumbledore murmmered as he wiped his dripping cock on his grey beard and the surly Potion master righted his frock coat his expression never so sour.

Just as Severus opens the door to exist the Headmaster’s office he hears him whisper “Off you go m’boy.”

My mind is really twisted tonight!

Comments

[lariopefic.livejournal.com]

I take no responsibility for this!! Ok, maybe some responsibility. But not much.

[irishredlass69.livejournal.com]

Oh no you don't you are the one who told me to post it!

[lariopefic.livejournal.com]

The posting is most certainly my fault. But you are responsible for the imagery! lol

[irishredlass69.livejournal.com]

Do not blame me all I was doing was brushing my hair and thinking of Second Life... so it is you who have corrupted me!

[lady-rhian.livejournal.com]

*scrubs image out of mind*

The two of you are incorrigible, I tell you...

Speaking of which, what chat does everyone use?

[irishredlass69.livejournal.com]

Lariope insisted that I let the world know about my twisted sense of humor.

As for chatting I generally use yahoo. I am irishredlass1969

[lady-rhian.livejournal.com]

ladyrhian_77. I just downloaded Yahoo Chat. I've been meaning to do it for a while... :-)

[dickgloucester.livejournal.com]

The pair of you are going to end up in a special circle of hell.

Now pass the brain bleach, please!

[irishredlass69.livejournal.com]

Ahh common it wasn't that bad.

I told you I was totally squicked out to begin with...blame Lariope she made me post it!

Passes extra stength brain bleach.

[brandy-girl01.livejournal.com]

eurgh. that is terrible.
gah.
just the thought of dumbledore...
most people thought he was sexless until jk said he was gay.
OMG.

[apollinav.livejournal.com]

That was stunning.

And if that 'my boy' references weren't so bad, or the anal fucking of severus not quite nasty enough, the thought of his pink pudgy cock sticking between the hairs of his beard was really more than enough. Really.

But thanks though! Definitely perv worthy!

[irishredlass69.livejournal.com]

Why thank you ma'am I live to please.

Lariope said I had to let the world know there was more to Irish than being prim and proper... apparently the smut in RYA wasn't enough, but this...

[apollinav.livejournal.com]

I got something similar today. I was called, 'such a lady.' I wasn't quite sure what to do with that one. I was like, 'um, have you read my porn?' Well, I realize most of my stuff, at least the really fucked up stuff I took down quite a while ago, but seriously?

[droxy.livejournal.com]

This entry is worth a perve award. I don't rememer seeing this post.

However, I think I shall Iconize snumbedore...just to send Fangurls running away screaming...XD

In RL, that Dumbles is my hubby. I had made the costume before the "gay" news broke. He's a good sport for wearing it.

I did that shot picture for a very good reason.

[irishredlass69.livejournal.com]

Indeed your hubby is a brave man to be willing to kiss Snape!

Glad you think I deserve the right to join the ranks of the perverted! I like the company:)

[droxy.livejournal.com]

Oh..Snape -kissed- him. Look at the photo dynamics XD.

[irishredlass69.livejournal.com]

Ahh indeed you are correct. :)

[dixiebell12.livejournal.com]

Saggy balls hanging to his knees!

passes you a lemon drop,
Dix