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This is what happens when you get totally squicked out and email one of your best friends. What follows is NC17 and I cannot get lj cut to work tonight so my apologies to all who wish not to read.
Irish: I have totally squicked myself out! I was brushing my hair and thinking about fanfic (go figure) particularly thinking about Second Life and also Care of Magical Creatures. How you have not been afraid to roast Dumbledore over an open flame and also about his character in the books and how he was suppossedly gay. Well, anyway it just came to me...can you imagine a Dumbledore/Snape pairing. Eeeewwww, squicky, squicky, squicky.... must Scourgify my brain!
Lariope: See pic (she sent me a pic from Portus of Dumbledore and Snape kissing)
Irish: eeewww you evil evil woman. I like older men, but that is just ick! Can you imagine how his beard would get in the way during a blow job!
Lariope: LOL!!
Albus, can you hold up your beard?
Irish: Or can you imagine it just blending in with the other hair!. Or his weener playing hide and seek through the beard! This pink wrinkled thing poking through grey curls!
Lariope: GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Ok, now you've squicked me.
Irish: Okay now that you have the mental image that popped into my mind we both need a memory charm. It will probably haunt your dreams. I wonder if he calls it "my boy" like he does Severus?
Lariope: oh, shit. ohshitohshitohshit. I bet he DOES!
we need help. :)
Irish: Help indeed because now we know why Dumbledore's eyes are always twinkling when he looks at Severus.
And it definately explains the expression Severus frequently has.
And just as Dumbledore climaxes into Severus' ass he probably chants "off you go m'boy ungh off you go m'boy... ahhh. Merlin I do love your arse Severus" Dumbledore murmmered as he wiped his dripping cock on his grey beard and the surly Potion master righted his frock coat his expression never so sour.
Just as Severus opens the door to exist the Headmaster’s office he hears him whisper “Off you go m’boy.”
My mind is really twisted tonight!
Irish: I have totally squicked myself out! I was brushing my hair and thinking about fanfic (go figure) particularly thinking about Second Life and also Care of Magical Creatures. How you have not been afraid to roast Dumbledore over an open flame and also about his character in the books and how he was suppossedly gay. Well, anyway it just came to me...can you imagine a Dumbledore/Snape pairing. Eeeewwww, squicky, squicky, squicky.... must Scourgify my brain!
Lariope: See pic (she sent me a pic from Portus of Dumbledore and Snape kissing)
Irish: eeewww you evil evil woman. I like older men, but that is just ick! Can you imagine how his beard would get in the way during a blow job!
Lariope: LOL!!
Albus, can you hold up your beard?
Irish: Or can you imagine it just blending in with the other hair!. Or his weener playing hide and seek through the beard! This pink wrinkled thing poking through grey curls!
Lariope: GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Ok, now you've squicked me.
Irish: Okay now that you have the mental image that popped into my mind we both need a memory charm. It will probably haunt your dreams. I wonder if he calls it "my boy" like he does Severus?
Lariope: oh, shit. ohshitohshitohshit. I bet he DOES!
we need help. :)
Irish: Help indeed because now we know why Dumbledore's eyes are always twinkling when he looks at Severus.
And it definately explains the expression Severus frequently has.
And just as Dumbledore climaxes into Severus' ass he probably chants "off you go m'boy ungh off you go m'boy... ahhh. Merlin I do love your arse Severus" Dumbledore murmmered as he wiped his dripping cock on his grey beard and the surly Potion master righted his frock coat his expression never so sour.
Just as Severus opens the door to exist the Headmaster’s office he hears him whisper “Off you go m’boy.”
My mind is really twisted tonight!