Fan Mail

Oh, I have been LMAO for 2 days now! The Psycho Wife decided to write me a letter after not having communicated with me for almost 3 years and it was priceless. I laughed until I could laugh no more!  Some of the highlights...I am a "lying witch" I love this because if I am really a witch it gives me a better chance with Severus, Oh I mustn't forget my cauldron I am reported to own, little does she know my last name originates from the Gaelic word for a witch's pot OF COURSE I HAVE A CAULDRON!  She even told me I did not need a costume ... hello that is obvious as all I have to do is put on a black cloak and I am Hermione hair and all. Then let us not forget how she is going to insure that my Eagle and I never have contact again ... hmm which one of us is she going to off? I really hope she wasn't trying to offend me because if she was she should be sorely disappointed.

Seriously, the woman is nuts and all her little rant did is give my Eagle the final push he needed to contact an attorney and close the joint checking account. Snerk!

Truly though I am taking some of the neurosis serious as I have stored the email in 3 unrelated computers as well as hard copy... just in case.