Pass the cleanser...

 

There are days when I really do not like talking to the public!  Most days I love talking to people from around the country but, today one call killed my enthusiasm.

I had a gentleman call in identifying himself as "Clark Kent" and told me he hoped Christ was a blessing in my life.  I thanked him, politely: though I do not appreciate religion being poked at me.  I then asked him how I could help him.  His response, "You could help bring me to orgasm."

Okay, I love smut the much as the next but, eeww.  I wanted to go sanitize my ear.

The guy actually called in at least 4 time that we know of.